One Parent At A Time!

Location: Causeway Point (similar signs are located near the washrooms at every level)

Crazy Sale!

Location: Jurong West Avenue 1

Only 1 mattress left! Hurry!

Somoking Only

Location: Behind Cuppage Plaza

For somoking only (whatever that is). Smokers have to find their space elsewhere.

Submission by Sean Hong Wei Jian

Judea Capta Est?

Something always gets lost in translation, but usually not an entire city.

"Jerusalem. There is no such city!" the Jerusalem municipality said in the English-language version of a sightseeing brochure it had published originally in Hebrew.

The correct translation: "Jerusalem. There is no city like it!"

Carrying a photograph of the brochure, Israel's Maariv newspaper said on Wednesday tens of thousands of flyers had been distributed before city hall realised its mistake.

- Yahoo News, September 20th 2006

It sounds like it was translated by Titus.